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"The
Captain's boy be no boy at all," snarled
Delancey. "And I'll prove it to ye!"
Angeline gasped, stumbling
as the first mate's thick hand jerked her
forward. "No!" she cried. "He's
a liar--"
"Liar, am I?" With
one cruel motion, Delancey ripped her tunic
from collar to hem, exposing the tight wrapping
of bandages that she had used to disguise
the curves of her bosom. She struggled, spitting
and swearing at him, but he made short work
of that last protective layer of cloth. A
rumble of astonishment ran through the crew
at the sight of her milk-white breasts.
Delancey leered at her,
close enough for Angeline to smell his stinking,
rum-laced breath. "What do you say now,
wench?
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* * *
"Very brave, Professor Shaw," said
a voice just behind Molly. "Are you finally throwing
caution to the winds, or are you just getting sloppy?"
Startled, Molly jumped, her leg knocking
against the underside of the cafeteria table. Next to her
laptop, a cup of lukewarm coffee sloshed into its saucer.
Her fingers hit the key combination to activate the computer's
screen saver, and the page of text was instantly replaced
by a bucolic scene of blue water and gently cruising tropical
fish.
Outside the student union, the view was
somewhat different. It was snowing again, not an unusual
event in Belden, Wisconsin in early December. Through the
tall windows, Molly could see a row of bicycles lined up
haphazardly in a rack. They were frosted with white, and
slumped together as if huddled for warmth.
"Carter," she said, without
turning around, "didn't your mother ever teach you
that it's rude to read over someone's shoulder?"
Carter McKee came around the table and
sat down opposite her. He was a small man, with rumpled
brown hair, a rumpled brown jacket, a blue bow tie and
a crooked grin that made him seem more like a naughty schoolboy
than a journalist.
"My mother taught me to salsa dance," Carter
said, picking up Molly's coffee cup. He sipped, grimaced,
and quickly set it down again. "She also taught
me to mix a mint julep, and to rationalize the kind of
behavior which might otherwise make me question my morals.
I don't recall anything about shoulders, though."
"You're
a snoop."
"Me?" Carter said innocently. "You'll
feel terrible for saying that when you realize that I
was being helpful. Think what might happen if one of
your students strolled by and saw his history professor
madly typing 'milk-white breasts' into her laptop."
"I
wasn't typing madly," Molly
said. "I was typing steadily. That's different.
You make me sound like some kind of crazed spinster."
"Either
way, I assumed that the mysterious Sandra--"
"Sssh!"
Carter
lowered his voice. "I simply
assumed," he repeated, "that the mysterious
Sandra St. Clair didn't want to be unmasked by a nosy
freshman in the Belden College Student Union."
"You've got that right," Molly
said. "We both know what would happen to me if the
administration found out about this."
Carter's
grin returned. "That would
shake things up in this fossil pit."
"Not
funny! This is my career we're talking about."
"What,
you think that your dean wouldn't be happy to learn
that one of his elite faculty members wrote the novel
that the New York Post just called...what was it? A
sleazy saga?"
"Swashbuckler," Molly
said grimly.
He chuckled
with delight. "That's
it. 'A sleazy swashbuckler, soaked with sin and shipwrecked
by schlock.' I love it."
Molly
groaned. "Do we have to talk
about this?"
"Not the greatest review," Carter
said. "But you have to agree that it was an impressive
use of alliteration."
"There's
something very bizarre about having the New York Post
accusing me of writing
sleaze," Molly said.
Carter
shrugged. "Don't tell me
you were hoping for a Pulitzer," he said. "You
want credit for your brains, write an academic book."
"I
did! Maritime Wives: a
feminist analysis of the role of sea captains' wives
on eighteenth-century merchant ships. I lifted it straight
from my dissertation, and it sold forty-two copies, ten
of those to my mother. I didn't make a dime." She
paused, reconsidering. "No, actually, I probably
did make a dime."
"I have a copy," Carter said. "Your
mother gave it to me. But I thought that money wasn't the
point with you professor types. Aren't you supposed to
survive on the fruit of knowledge and the milk of reason?" He
quirked an eyebrow at her. "Or something like that?"
"That's after I get tenure," Molly
said. "Which will never, ever happen if anyone links
me to Pirate Gold. They'll take away my library
card. I'll be out on the street, holding a sign that
says 'will deconstruct social theory for food.'"
Carter
looked exasperated. "Why
do you need tenure? You wrote a best-selling novel, for
God's sake. Quit. Go buy a castle somewhere and write another
one. Enjoy your life. What's so great about this place?" He
gestured contemptuously around the half-empty cafeteria.
"Are
you serious? You know how hard it is to get a teaching
position at a top college, and this isn't just any
top college. This is Belden.
I was lucky to be hired." She paused, and couldn't
help adding, "and despite what everyone says, I
earned it."
"Are
people still grumbling about that? It's been three
years. They should drop it."
"Academics never drop anything," Molly
said. "There are feuds on this campus that go back
to the 1940's. When I'm seventy, and hobbling across
the quad, they'll be whispering, 'there goes that Shaw
girl. She had a very influential father.'"
"That," Carter said, "is
a chilling thought."
"I
agree. Which is why I'd like to distinguish myself
in something other than the trashy novel field."
"I
meant that it was chilling to think that you might
still be here when you're seventy."
"My father is seventy," Molly
said. "And he's still here."
"Exactly," Carter said. His
sour expression betrayed his opinion of Molly's father,
who--she knew from experience--returned the sentiment. "And
how is the great Stanford Shaw these days?"
"Fine," Molly
said. Her father, currently Belden's emeritus professor
of history, was the top god in the college's academic
pantheon. He was the author of The Chronicles of Civilization, a dry
nine-volume series considered to be among the finest scholarly
works of the twentieth century, and although he no longer
taught regularly, he was a regular sight on campus. One
glimpse of his noble white head was enough to raise the
heart rates of impressionable freshmen, and to give everyone
else the uneasy feeling that they were not living up to
their potential.
"Everyone here is holding their
breath, waiting for me to fail," Molly said. "I'm
damned if I'll give them that satisfaction. I would rather
be run through with a cutlass."
"Cheers," Carter said. "I
salute your determination. Just one question, though."
"What?"
"Do
you like it here?"
"What do you mean?" Molly felt
an upwelling of anxiety in her chest. "I spent my
whole life working to deserve this job. Why wouldn't
I like it?"
Carter
shrugged. "Just asking."
"No,
you weren't. You were making a point. I can tell by
that smug look on your face. But you can forget it,
Carter. I am not a trashy novel writer. I'm a professor,
and a historian. I have an excellent academic reputation,
and I'm not going to throw all that away just because
my hobby accidentally turned into something
huge!"
He gazed
at her, unfazed. "But do
you like it here?"
Molly
scowled at him. "You know," she
said, "every historical detail in Pirate Gold was
one hundred percent accurate. You could learn as much
from that book as from an introductory text on the eighteenth
century. Just because there was a little bit of sex in
it..."
"A
lot of sex."
"Well,
a reasonable amount of--"
"Molly," Carter said, "it
was a lot. And then there were the kidnappings, and the
keelhaulings, and the torture scenes, and that rather...stirring...episode
in the waterfront bawdy house with Andre DuPre and the
two ladies of the evening..."
"Oh, all right," Molly grumbled. "Whatever."
"Don't try to explain to me why
your novel has academic merit," Carter said. "I
don't care. But I'd love to know why you want to stay
at a place where you have to hide the fact that your
book was number one on the Times bestseller list."
"I like it here," Molly said. "I like it
here. Okay? Satisfied?"
"If
you say so."
"I
do! I have an office. I have students. I like teaching."
"So
come and live in Chicago, teach at the community college,
and quit panicking when someone reads over your shoulder."
"Leave me alone!" Molly exclaimed,
too loudly. People turned to look, and she blushed, avoiding
the curious stares. On her laptop screen, the tropical
fish meandered through their virtual ocean, electronically
bright and perpetually placid. "I really don't want
to talk about this."
He held
up one hand. "I didn't drive
an hour north in this weather just to argue with you.
I do have another reason for being here."
"Good," Molly said. "What?"
"My new project." Carter picked
up her coffee cup again, and began to fiddle with it, turning
it round and round in his fingers. He flashed her his most
charming smile. "It's big. Very big. But it hinges
on a couple of things. One thing, actually, in particular." He
took another swallow from the cup, and made the same
face.
"Carter," Molly said, "would
you like me to get you some fresh coffee?"
He shook
his head. "No, listen.
This is important. The project hinges on you."
"Me?"
"I
need your help."
"What, as a consultant? You're doing
some kind of historical piece?" It seemed out of character.
Carter's writing style was aggressively commercial, the
kind of work more likely to be published in Esquire than
in American Antiquity. It was hard for Molly to imagine
being any help to him on the type of project that he would
consider "big".
"Not exactly," Carter said.
His ears were turning red. He frowned. "I'm not
sure how to put this."
Molly hadn't seen him look so uncomfortable
since their senior year in high school, when he had tried
to talk her into telling Kara Swenson that he had already
asked Becky Lipinski to the prom.
"Out with it," she said. "What's
this project?"
"Okay," he said. He put down
the cup, and stared meaningfully at her. "Two words.
Jake Berenger."
Molly nodded. "And?"
He looked disappointed
by her lack of reaction. "You do know who he is," he said reproachfully. "The
hotel mogul? The resort developer? The billionaire?"
"Of course I know who he is," Molly
said. "I read the papers. But what's so new about
this? You told me a year ago that you were doing a profile
on him. You said that the Miami Herald wanted to run
it in their Sunday magazine. Last I remember, you were
busy interviewing all of his former girlfriends."
"Not all of them," Carter said. "That
would have been physically impossible if I wanted to publish
in this decade. Anyway, it was getting redundant. They
all said some version of the same thing. 'Jake was always
a gentleman, but I could tell that underneath it all, deep
emotional wounds were preventing him from ever trusting
me with his heart.'" He rolled his eyes. "Yawn.
Spare me, please, from the pop psychobabble of a bunch
of models."
"You never showed me the article," Molly
said. "How did it turn out?"
"It didn't.
He wouldn't talk to me. Not in person, not on the phone,
not even by email. And then I found out that he never
gives interviews."
"Never?
But he's always in the papers. There are pictures of
him everywhere."
"Yes," Carter said. "People
take pictures of Jake Berenger. People write stories
about Jake Berenger. But he never gives interviews.
He may be the world's most publicly private person."
"How strange," Molly said. "Doesn't
the head of a major corporation have to talk to reporters
sometime?"
"Oh, sure, he does the earnings
reports," Carter said. "Very tightly controlled
by the Berenger corporate PR office. But he's never done
a single personal interview, not that every magazine and
newspaper on earth hadn't been trying to get to him. Word
on the street is that he hates the press." He chuckled
evilly. "Can't imagine why, when we love him so
much."
"Too bad.
I hope you didn't waste a lot of time on him."
"It wasn't a waste. There's no shortage
of market for articles about this guy. The fact that he
won't talk only makes people more obsessed with him. But
there's only so far you can go with an outside-observer
piece. The usual tabloid trash about the girls, the race
cars, the wild parties...you know the tune. I think I can
do better. A lot better. I'm going to write..." he
paused, for dramatic effect, "a book."
"A book?"
"The one
and only authorized biography. Jake Berenger's story
in his own words. He doesn't know it yet, but he wants
to work with me. I can feel it."
"He sounds
like a shallow playboy. Why don't you pick someone
more worthy to write about?"
Carter grinned. "He's
worth one point one billion dollars, on a good stock
day. That's worthy enough for me."
"You're unbelievable," Molly
said.
"Share
the wealth, Molly! This book will sell. It'll get my
name into the mainstream. When they write about him,
they'll quote me. If I can make this happen, it'll
be the coup of the decade."
"Great.
All you'll need to do is get a man who never even gives
interviews to agree to help you write a book. Or did
you forget about that small detail?"
"No," Carter said. "I
didn't forget."
"So..." Molly prompted. "How
do you plan to succeed where a hundred other hungry journalists
have failed?"
"The approach," Carter said.
He nodded. "Yes. I truly believe that it's all in
the approach."
Molly smiled. "Oh,
you're going to ask him nicely?"
"In a
sense, yes. When you want to break through someone's
armor, you look for the weakest spot, don't you?"
"I guess
so."
"Right," Carter said. He had
a determined look on his face. "Okay. Molly, when
we were in college, and your car broke down on our way
home from the Dells, who walked eight miles in the snow
to get help?"
"You did.
You were very brave."
"And who
covered for you when we were sixteen and you were dating
Greg Ackerman? You couldn't admit to your father that
you had a crush on a football player, so you told him
that you were studying at my house every Saturday night.
And then you went home slobbering drunk that time,
and Stanford was sure that I'd done it to take advantage
of you."
Molly frowned. "I
wasn't slobbering."
"He's hated me ever since," Carter
said. "But most recently, who convinced you to send Pirate
Gold to my agent in New York, when you were barely
willing to let it out of a locked dresser drawer?"
"Carter, I agree that I owe you
a favor," Molly said. "But I don't see how
I can help you with this Jake Berenger project. What
do you want from me, a letter of recommendation assuring
him that you're a decent guy? That you won't do a hatchet
job on his life story?"
"You could include that when you
talk to him," Carter said thoughtfully. "It
might help."
Molly stared
at him. "Hold it. Talk
to him? Are you saying that you want me to ask
Jake Berenger if he'll do this book?"
"That's the plan," Carter said. "But
first, you'll need to seduce him."